What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I become mentally strong?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do you believe that social media companies should allow posts spreading misinformation about election results, as suggested by Rep. Jim Jordan?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

Goldfinger

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.